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So I had Chinese last night. For some reason the waiter thought I needed more than one fortune cookie. That's okay. I opened them up and the following fortunes, with the requesit "In Bed" endings - make for a really funny read:

Through greater effort and hard work a precious dream comes true. In Bed

Sometimes even love shows a re-run. In Bed

You are almost there. In Bed (This was my personal favorite - because it was almost bedtime for both the kids and myself. But it can have other meanings as well if you are a pervert with a dirty mind.)

Your skill will accomplish what the force of many cannot. In Bed
- Now how can this one NOT be funny with adding "In Bed" at the end of it?

I can't remember the one that Billy got. But it made Stan cry.

Last night was one of those nights where we all needed a really good laugh. These worked well.

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