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I'm so in a position right now to just go running down the street, arms flailing, naked or some such. Which would freak the general population out.

But I would NOT feel any better so there is no point in it.

I need an entire body massage right now. I need a pedicure.

I just ate some little white donuts and I am drinking some tea.

I freak out about my dress. I call perdita_saxon and just go on and on about it and what I think it needs to make it better. Up to even getting another dress at the 11th hour.

Her response - if you got that, it would end at your nipples. That was meant for someone with a smaller chest than you. Just think big orange cones. If you want all attention drawn to your nipples you might as well just sew those large orange cones on the front of the dress.

She had me laughing.

She said, Madonna has nothing on you.

Still laughing.

A bit ago she calls and the only thing she says is "cones". She's just making sure that she has my attention and that I'm laughing.

She also pointed out that if I had not liked the dress I would not have gotten it and it fits pretty much perfectly and where would I find one at the 11th hour that would not need alterations? Probably nowhere.

But my basic freak is that this is an outside wedding and they are predicting rain this weekend. Ok, like when has the weatherman actually been accurate?

Well, for one thing, they did not predict that it would rain today and it did. So maybe this system will get it out of the weather pattern and make it a nice sunny day on Saturday.

Also, I feel like I have so much to do and nothing done. In reality, not much can be done before Friday. Like make the pea salad and buy the potato salad and make the beans.

I could probably buy the potato salad today and put it in the fridge or even freezer for the next couple of days but would it be any good then? Maybe it would keep as long as we did not open it. Sigh. I shall just have to wait until Thursday night to buy some things.

Honey, NOW do you see why I said "let's elope"?

Faints.

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perdita_saxon
Jun. 3rd, 2003 08:52 am (UTC)
We cantelope
We don't have a ladder!!!


A special Message Just for you:













Keep going



























CONES!!!!!

Blinking lights!!

Flash me babay!!!

writanya
Jun. 3rd, 2003 10:23 am (UTC)
Come to my shop and get a massage.
eyes_of_beauty
Jun. 3rd, 2003 11:33 am (UTC)
That would be so nice....
but what would be even nicer is if you actually KNEW when she would be there so you could tell customers so that they could set appointments during her times there.

I hope that made sense. I'm still trying out my new, never before used brain. I had to replace the old one when it shrivled up and died due to overusage for wedding prep.
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