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My Husband Must Be Beat

Not literally - but listen to this.

He goes to the grocery and gets this type of Swiss Cheese. Yes, Swiss Cheese was on the grocery list. He is so proud of himself cause its not our normal Swiss and he thinks it tastes wonderful, albeit a bit stinky.

So he give me a bite. Its one of those bites that you are so horrified by how disgusting it tastes that you have to take another taste to make sure its not you.

Nope, not me, yes, its absolutely the worst cheese I have ever tasted thus far in my life.

I have done everything I can to get that taste out of my mouth short of scrubbing my espophogas (?sp) with a brillo pad. I'm seriously considering the brillo pad because not one damn thing is taking this nasty taste out of my mouth.

What disgusts me even more is that he paid close to $7 for one pound of cheese.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He has apologized repeatedly.

I love my husband but how do you apologize for something like that???

Now more money has to be spent in order to procure the type of Swiss cheese that I will eat.

Even THAT disgusts me. I'm disgusted because if he had just bought what I sent him for in the first place, he wouldn't have to spend more money. AND he wouldn't have spend SEVEN DOLLARS. Sigh. Ugh.

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perdita_saxon
Nov. 24th, 2003 12:28 pm (UTC)
why? why? why?
Why would you spend 7 DOLLARS on ONE pound of cheese?

And more importantly why did he not call you to see if you liked that brand at SEVEN DOLLARS A POUND?

Never deviate from the list.
Why do companies spend BIllions of dollars on advertising?
Because once we the consumer find something we like - we will buy it again.

What brand was it and can you can their hotline??
eyes_of_beauty
Nov. 24th, 2003 01:00 pm (UTC)
Re: why? why? why?
Its a deli brand but it does not have a "name" on it. He got it at Marsh.

Once any piece is consumed, forget about taking it back. He's honked several pieces down.

And more importantly why did he not call you to see if you liked that brand at SEVEN DOLLARS A POUND?

I asked him this exact same question. His reply? "How am I supposed to get the cheese through the phone to see if you like it or not?"

How the hell do you respond to that?

I about threw up it was so bad. I STILL cannot get the taste out of my mouth and I took a bite over three hours ago.
perdita_saxon
Nov. 25th, 2003 06:14 am (UTC)
Re: why? why? why?
Because when it's $7.00 a POUND - it can wait till later!!!
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