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With Love From Dita

I got this email from Dita yesterday and had to post it.

"The things that crack me up to end:

1) Eyes loves attention and wants to be in charge.
Dita says - No Problem, but ya might want to pay attention to X,Y & Z, while you are running things. Eyes has short attention span. Dita remembers da-da-dum-dumm. Woe is the person who screws with us.

2)Eyes loves jumping into fires.
Dita puts on her hazmat suit.

3) Eyes: Please bend to my will
Dita : BEND! NOW!!!

4) Eyes annoyed: Go Away now.
Dita annoyed: There will be BLOOD!

5)Eyes mad: Ok, you asked for it . . . KA-BOOM!!!
Dita mad: My that was a tasty legbone....

As different as we are, as different as our childern are:
WE get along and get along well.

LY-GODIVAmmmmmmmm,
D "

Of course I disagree only slightly in regard to # 3 in that it should read for me:

Eyes: Bend to my will! Now! Please.

And #4 should really read for me:

Eyes: Go away. NOW!!! *insert much growling here*

But for the most part I find her observations fairly accurate.

Sad, aren't we?

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