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I've gotten the following emailed to me at the strangest of times. Usually when I needed it most. The laugh that is.

I don't know who wrote it but I hope you enjoy it.

-S

>Here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship!

1. When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared,...I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.

6. When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain to your dumb ass.

7. When you are sick, ...stay the hell away from me. I don't want
whatever you have.

8. When you fall, ..I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath, ..I pledge 'til the end.

*Note: My favorite is #1.

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perdita_saxon
Jun. 24th, 2003 06:28 am (UTC)
Yes
1) We missed that drinking part, but did not stop me from plotting.
2)Just like if you are smoking, I'll put out the fire.
3) You just got married you wench!!
4) uh-huh...
5) bwahahahaha
6) yep
7) No Kidding!!
8) and you have!
eyes_of_beauty
Jun. 24th, 2003 06:53 am (UTC)
Re: Yes
1) When did you quit plotting?
2) Nods
3) Buwahahahahaha - sqeals in delight - runs away from a swinging Dita
4) Nothing's changed
5) See my comment to #4
6) And you have to quite often don't you? *giggles*
7) Total agreement
8) Yes, yes I have. Read Idiot Girls Action Adventure Club. I don't have very good stories but you do. Or you could tell them on me. Either way - together our adventures would be better than these. Even if the book did keep bigstan in stitches.
perdita_saxon
Jun. 24th, 2003 07:51 am (UTC)
Re: Yes
Costuming Department for the plays...
HOT GLUE GUN got once Upon the Matteress
NYNY


And how hard did bigstan laugh when he saw the stairwell?
Tears, I remember.
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