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I am Evil

Revised Lyrics By Delenn Minbar

Apologies to: Music by Leonard Bernstein, lyrics by Stephen Sondheim.

Sarah:

I feel evil,
Oh, so evil,
I feel evil and cunning and profane!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel nuisance,
Oh, so unpleasant
It's alarming how vexing I feel!
And so evil
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a evil face,
Such a wicked dress,
Such a cunning smile,
Such an evil me!

I feel appalled
And annoyed,
Feel like running for the hills,
For I'm loved
By a pretty frustrating boy!

GIRLS:

Have you met my good friend Sarah,
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll know her the minute you see her,
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock.

She thinks she's in love.
She thinks she's in Spain.
She isn't in love,
She's merely insane.

It must be the heat
Or some rare disease,
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas.

Keep away from her,
Send for Dita!
This is not the
Sarah we know!

Modest and pure,
Polite and refined,
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!

SARAH:

I feel cunning,
Oh, so cunning
That the city should give me its key.
A committee
Should be organized to honor me.

GIRLS:

La la la la . . .

SARAH:

I feel distressed,
I feel annoyance,
I feel grievance, nuisance, vexation, and mortificatied
And so evil
John Ashcroft can just resign!

GIRLS:

La la la la . . .

SARAH:

See the wicked girl in that mirror there:

GIRLS:
What mirror where?

SARAH
Who can that cunning girl be?

GIRLS
Which? What? Where? Whom?

SARAH
Such a evil face,
Such a wicked dress,
Such a cunning smile,
Such an evil me!


GIRLS
Such an evil me!

ALL
I feel appalled
And annoyed,
Feel like running for the hills,
For I'm loved
By a pretty frustrating boy!

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(Anonymous)
Oct. 9th, 2002 07:24 am (UTC)
Right ON!!
Which hills do we run for???

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